Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened upon an American dressed in a bathing
suit, flip-flops, a big, over-sized t-shirt and sunglasses. The Bedouin gazed
at him in amazement, "What are you doing all the way out here dressed like that!?"
"I'm going swimming,"
the tourist explained.
"But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Bedouin informed him.
hundred miles?" the American exclaimed with an appreciative whistle. "Wow! What