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Sunday, September 2 2001

Fun commerical quiz

Can you identify what the following commercial lines are referring to?

1. "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."
2. "You can trust your car to the man who wears the star."
3. "...Tomorrow your hair will be sunshine bright."
4. "Call for ..."
5. "... I ate the whole thing."
6. "It's a thrill to take the wheel ..."
7. "You'll wonder where the yellow went ..."
8. "... a little dab will do you."
9. "Wild men pull their whiskers out. That's what makes them wild no doubt."
10. "See the USA ..."
11. "Good to the last drop."
12. "... floats your dirt right down the drain."
13. "... a better idea." 14. "... strong as the Rock ..."
15. "I'd like to teach the world to sing ..."
16. "The ... Doughboy."
17. "Big Blue"
18. "a silly milli meter longer"
19. "When better cars are built ...
" 20. "Serving million from ..."
21. "Sorry, Charlie."
22. "In the valley of the ..."
23. "Ring around the collar"
24. "20 Mule Team"
25. "The soap that floats"

Webmaster's note: I couldn't resist adding some local (western Pa.) ones:
26. "In every detail, Johnstown's greatest store."
27. "Serving millions from the top of the Alleghenies."
28. "Another member of the family."
29. "Oh my gosh, it's -- ."
30. "I want a -- bar."
And one from Eastern Pennsylania (but known worldwide):
31. "The better it is, the less people use."

Irish joke

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why, of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," says the second. Curious, the first asks,

"Where in Ireland?"

"Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."

"Of course!" The second man can't help himself, so he asks, "What school did you go too?"

"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"

"This is becoming unbelievable!" they say in union.

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's up?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

Sent by David Caldwell

Thought of the day

Most people forget God all day and ask Him to remember them at night.

Sent by Zan

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